i’ve never felt more frustrated in my life than when luke started unzipping his jeans
Interviewer: How often do you masturbate?
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
When you see a spider by your foot:
When water gets into your ear:
When your mom tells you to take out the trash:
When your hair gets in front of your face:
When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:
When you become a stripper
That’s the most.. interesting thing I’ve seen in my whole life , ehem .